Greetings fellow isolationists.... Due to the artisanal hands on approach of crafting our beautiful gummy venus, the paranoia has halted demand for such candy. We will therefore suspend sales for the time being so that we may not continue to leak money in remaining open. follow us on instagram to get updates on our re-open. Thanks so much for stopping by! We'll see you soon

WHO WE ARE

Sweet Sweet Can is a novelty candy company bringing your favourite pop culture candy moments to real-life. You can even say our products are the "Pinnochio of Candy", except we're not cowardly liars with erectile dysfunction.

The 77X42

Originally developed by the world renowned scientist Professor John I.Q. Nerdelbaum Frink, the 77X42 is the world's most sour gumball; SO sour, it needs a magnetized container just to contain itself. 

Rather than use it's potential to rival the most destructive nuclear bomb, Professor Frink has harnessed the power to become a delicious chewable treat. 

The Gummy Venus

Hand carved by Gummy Artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummy; the Gummy Venus is hailed to be the most precious gummy of them all. 

The Gummy Venus serves as an inspiration to girls all over the world with the message that "you don't need arms to be beautiful". Of course, this has also led to many attempted self decapitations by young teenagers to replicate the Venus Beauty. 

**note: no one has successfully accomplished this because of the logistical limitations of cutting off your own second arm. 

FAQ

HOW WILL CANDY HOLD UP TO HEAT AND COLD THROUGH SHIPPING?

The Gummy Venus has been product tested to have a very high melting point. If there is some out of the ordinary conditions that happen to the gummy and you receive it melted or damaged, take a photo of it within 24 hours and let us know and we will send you a replacement! However, it will have to be within 24 hour window because after it is delivered, we cannot determine what conditions the candy is being exposed to and will be up to you to pick up from your mailbox promptly and well.... not throw it in the oven or anything. 

HOW DO I KEEP THE CANDY FOR DISPLAY?

You're right... This candy is both tasty, but more importantly, it is stimulating to look at... sexually. 

Being that it is REAL candy, if you plan to collect it as a figurine, leave the candy in original plastic food safe box in a dry place and it will naturally harden overtime as the moisture dries out. 

ARE WE AFFILIATED WITH THE SIMPSONS OR OTHER TV NETWORKS?

No, we are not... Our products are purely satirical and/or done as a parody reference to the original work, thus, we are not infringing on any copyright laws that will allow Fox to sue my pants off. 

WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS?

Unlike our competitors (ahem, gummy bears) we don't use MSG or the blood of Dalmatians. 

Our products are quite pure: Water, Gelatin, Sugar, Corn Syrup, Natural Kiwi Syrup, Modified Tapioca Starch, Gellan Gum (natural plant based heat stabilizer). Oh, and how could I forget... The main ingredient used in the Gummy Venus... Love.

No wait... that sounds disgusting... I don't physically put love into the gummies. I REPEAT, there is NO "LOVE" in the gummies. 

DOES THE 77X42 PACKAGE HAVE BATTERIES?

Yes... It lights up. That's how electricity works. Therefore, keep container away from water. Do not bathe with container no matter how enticing the idea may be. 

You can replace battery by peeling off sticker on top but sticker will be less adhesive. 

GUMMY VENUS

  • the gummy venus

    Kiwi flavoured and curvy in all the right places. 

  • Mini Venus

    For a limited time and quantity, a purchase of the Gummy Venus will also come with 6 Mini-Venus candies for you to taste test. 

    As any good crack dealer knows, "just give'em a taste". 

  • The PERFECT gift for the fan

    Just put down whatever it was you were going to give your loved one...They're going to hate it. Unless it's a box of Ferrero Rocher... god damn those are good chocolates...

  • 77X42 GUMBALL

    -comes in simulated "Magnetized Container" with battery operated glowing LED light (3 different modes) 

    3 LEVELS OF SOUR: Sour Dust,  Sour Coating, Center Filled Sour Syrup.

  • 77x41

    -5 extra gumballs with every order of 77x42. 

    -made to be less sour so you can eat more without your mouth imploding into your face.